Chapter 1

There was once a man who was blessed with ideas and they were good ideas. He peacefully lived in the middle of the biggest mountain range of the most oddest mountain ever seen. These mountains were so odd that they made 5 look even more like a fiery dragon.
He didn't have any more money to get home or buy a warm meal. Damn, he was poor as the Native Americans were considered. As he was nearly starving, Tse Moana gave him some food.
He always wanted to own a time machine that could hunt fluffy rabbits for him - prehistoric fluffy rabbits, that is. Because everyone knows that rabbits are big heaps of sulphur. Of course the sulphur must smell absolutely awful, which is a fact everybody knows.
Suddenly, Estonia dropped purple bombs that blew up France. But that has nothing to do with the fact that it stinks very bad and shouldn't at all be allowed. But he woke up today and suddenly realised he flew all the way to Botswana to hunt for the lost dragon of China which according to legend, the dragon turns to stone anybody who is foolish to look into the dragon's eyes and drinks beer the same day. The dragon was eaten by a big red bug which then exploded and gave Gerhard Schröder a pink automobile which missed the gas pedal and crashed head-first in the World's largest frying pan.
Then Barbra Streisand arrived along with five quantum disruptors. She aimed the disruptors and she woke up to a loud sound. The Chronosphere had messed up and transported her back in time to a galaxy far, far away ruled by the Evil Emperor Pakasia II. And his henchman General Ostendtopious.
Also Adolf Hitler was there, disguised as an advanced calculator mostly used by Lord Defaultius, servant of Darth Neboe.
He pulled out his double bladed lightsaber and commenced his intense daily training for Prison General Neocon's worst prisoners. They were to become elite once they killed 20 times the number of rabbits in the Fibonacci sequence. Then Barbra Streisand decided to attempt firing at Lord Defaultius and his evil servants but Defaultius was immune to the Fibonacci-sequence, but his humble servant was brutally slaughtered by disruptors and his black blood rained over Defaultius' home planet Kelesia over the city of SagarMukha which was destroyed in 1528 by rampaging hordes of monstrous Neslegarian dragon-beasts which eat huge green rubber elephants.
The elephants were so huge that they ate the Fibonacci sequence and all of its infinity, except for one tiny infinity named Fred. He got away and installed High-Queen Tse Moana as ruler. Afterwards, Fred decided he needed a chunck of Kryptonite to make a Positronic Matter Annihilator so he asked the High-Queen to make him one but she refused and then Fred grew to infinite proportions but Tse Moana wasn't afraid and she killed Fred and became the Highest-Queen of all time.
Then she allied with Defaultius and All Hell broke loose. All Hell was quickly contained though with ICBMs launched from the VasiliCorp Sales Department located in a corporate park on the planet Mailiw Nesleger.
Then Lord Defaultius decided to kill the mockingbird with a laser gun and then he crossed a bridge to far away from Area 51 to Area 52 which was roomier but covered by an extremely thick fog.
Then the Chronosphere returned Defaultius to the top secret bunker where he contacted the Netherlands Army who then had a flashback to Operation Market Garden where he had chronoed Neocon and his massive evil forces which really weren't evil but merely listened to reggae. But since reggae is evil unless you are a rabbit-farmer in which reggae is eviler. But Fred knew that. Because of that, George Bush smacked the pony and called a fat retarded animal to protect his country against no other than the ancient Persian Empire and Thom Yorke.
Thom Yorke became so angry when Lifetime aired Goodfellas that he kicked a random Scotsman who happened to love to wear bright make-up and to drink vodka and lots of Belgian beer but not afraid of palica and not wanting to know what palica meant he assumed it was pizza.
But palica was Defaultius' starship build by obese retarded possums who enjoyed music of Bert Bacharach because it helped them commit suicide. Every time Bert began to sing their little heads exploded violently on Thom Yorke's leather pants.
“My panties!” he whined and dropped dead. Then the palica was boarded by Grothistani Pirates who, with their supreme skills, subdued the crew and took full control of the palica. They embarked on a journey to plunder random dwarfs and then the universe exploded.
Suddenly, god recreated the universe and vanished in a puff of logic in the image of Tse Moana. The new universe began to create millions of hairy dwarfs for Groth to plunder which he happily did.
“Yarr!” shouted the pirates at the universe's second explosion; which really wasn't an explosion.
Everybody was happy when suddenly everybody looked into the sky and saw Pippin from LotR which scared them a lot since he was wearing only 2 little pink slippers and an electric g-string. His hairy feet glistened as the people below became sick and then Defaultius conquered all. All hairy dwarves then decided that he ruled over everything. Or at least he thought so. Then Defaultius was overthrown by the dragon from the lonely mountain covered with white hot lava that was foaming from his mouth. The lonely king Defaultius then took over the entire universe which ceased to exist.
But then "the Big Bang" reoccurred in the wrong direction and the universe continued non-existing. But just then nothing happened except for the tiniest of molecules decided to be the messiah. Soon other molecules combined, triggering a chain reaction resulting in the smallest looking donkey ever seen except the glorious Tom Green was sitting high upon a screen that was 500 feet tall.
Then one day a salmon attacked poor Tom; he was taken away to a castle by a beanstalk and tortured with carrots stuck into his fluffy ears. But those ears were small so it took extra wriggling to get them in. Tom howled in pain but the torture continued while the salmon laughed at him.
And then Defaultius' ship was boarded by Gandalf and Saruman but he knew it's occurence and began to panic but then killed the wizards who had fired Michael Jordan because he had failed to swim. Which wasn't entirely his fault because there's no "I" in "Team". And there ain't no "we" either. There was "Tea" though, so they sat down and had some. But Vasya poured flouride in the tea to make their minds soft and malleable!!


Chapter 2

It was a cold and rainy night when Old McAngus was walking along the bank of the river Kwai. He didn't know what he was doing so he fell in and screamed; "Help!" but nobody came to the rescue and he died alone while eating his last chocolate and singing Irish songs loudly. Twiddle the mouse however hated old McAngus because he once used his tail to stir a can of paint. So he took a piece of cheese and boisterously smacked old McAngus on the head. McAngus then took some icky Heineken beer and drank until he attained enlightenment through seeing Great Ivanhoe crying with stained glass tears. Ivanhoe was crying because a duck was swallowing him whole without giving him an anastaethic. The duck and mouse were certified surgeons so they saved Great Bights life while Ivanhoe swam through the intestinal tract pushing all kinds of sh*t out of the duck's *** for his own twisted amusement. When he himself came out, he was filthy so he beat up several French cooks before washing himself in the washing machine next door. But he forgot the quarters so he robbed some form French figure skating judges who had them because the King of Town dis so he could buy cigarettes from several non-existant german burglars. But the non-existant Germans were smoking non-existant cigarettes that didn't exist. But the French figure-skating judges were actually italians in disguise who liked gospel music and biscuits. But their biscuits were poisoned with little hopping mice who smelled very awful but were blasted away when the non-existant Germans exploded. Fortunately, the King of Town hated Germans and celebrated the the fall of capitalism with large quantities of rum.
“Rum? Yarrr! Arrr!” said the nearby sheep looking suspiciously at the man. The man (Grothistan in disguise) a rebel in the service of the infamous Sergeant Jackrum who nobody knows about except for Tse Moana and Terry Pratchett. But all of a sudden everyone saw Vasya's new symbol and began playing Munchkin. There was more blood than in Kill Bill and Kill Bill 2 combined so they called a cleaning service which was appropriately called ‘Blood & Guts Cleaners Inc.’ So BGC Inc. pulled out their vacuum pumps and pressure hoses to wipe out the Munchkins. But there were some problems: the Munchkins had their "very cute kneecaps" which destroyed everything in Vasili except little drgrghr who chose to kill himself instead. He liked big butts and he could not lie about his hidden emotions because they were destroying his soul so he decided to eat pigs! Or pigsmoke, depending on the flavor of the beer which he found not very to his liking at all. Yet, he drank from the large, round, purple infinite vortex of DOOM! Everybody knew they whould die when Lord Defaultius killed them. But they were wrong to activate the Chronosphere, which sent ultraviolet rays towards the planet an obliterated all the mice. Vasya Ivanov, however, was spared to be sent to a high security prison where he read The Communist Manifesto twice so he would go crazy. After going crazy, he wanted to read The Communist Manifesto again which he did, and enjoyed laughing at what he thought the sad panda had said.
The sad panda, however, had not kept in mind that forums are not made of mud, no brick. They are however often run on Linux servers but even then sometimes disappear when GWB confiscates them. Linux must never be mentioned again by Michael Moore when he falls through the gelatinous cube of penguins that said only ‘Linux’ repeatedly to Bill Gates after Bush was burned by Kerry and his consorts. Heinz then spontaneously screamed Dean-style. Cheese was later found to be involved in the incident, as well as being a crazy rapper which interferes with his love life. And meant that he could never go out, but then something happened. It was a terrible accident that caused enormous purple elephants to emerge which were then kept in a corral and cared for by a crazy old man who could fly as good as a huge big yellow chicken made of rainbow-coloured diamonds. The old man had no name but liked the word ‘potato’ a lot because when he was young he was shot with a potato by his own dear twice. That made him belief that he should never trust another boyfriend the same way he trusted Bill Clinton with his daughters. George Bush decided to conduct world domination with Vasya in the panties of mother Theresa. Though he enjoyed this, he worried about the ramifications of having dead woman’s panties contain male semen. She wasn’t a virgin after all, she was a free-fall sky-diving fanatic and had a really big obsession with correct sentence structure. George decided to attend grammar class and got upset because Tupperware was so expensive and its ‘burps’ were far less satisfying than a bowl of chocolate ice cream. Therefore, George decided to eat all the alfalfa in the entire world. After that, he ended his meal with a huge chunk of Michael Moore’s left leg soaked in a nice white fluid entirely unlike milk. The fluid was in fact not all that dissimilar to Sprite, though it sounded like something that had been hit by a surprisingly heavily laden baseball bat made out of nothing but the very purest titanium chloride, gotten from the famous ‘Galactica’ mines on the Moon.
The TiCl4 was then painted a subtle neon pink and administered orally but the vehemently protesting dolphin had no choice: he had to feed squirrels.
He unwillingly left his poor shaved cat in the freezer and embarked on a journey that would alter the shape of time. He chuckled an laughed at the sight of purple dwarves battling with the shaved cat which had been rescued from the freezer in the nick of time! It was about to die of the Blue Screen of Death just like the rest of Strong Bad’s children.


Chapter 3

Michael didn’t want to go to the toilet so he wet himself. Andy was very upset and he revolted against the possum monarchy of evil Neo-Cons. He then donned a pink tutu and proceeded to mix strawberry daquaris for the nobility. They were not pleased when he ran over their favourite moose in an attempt to rid the moose of goose-bumps. The moose, however, was quite attached to his goose-bumps so he attacked a poor little bunny-rabbit. The bunny-rabbit bit back and ate his head. This was quite a shock to the poor moose who fell over after being eaten by a bunny-rabbit. Then there was a ‘poof’ and a magical leprechaun appeared with his lucky stick. The leprechaun then got really pissed, so he jumped up an down and got hit by a tray train which proceeded to bring the wizard kids to Hogwarts. Then out of nowhere, a giant tree fell onto the tracks which made the train go flying onto the pink cloud of radio-active candy gas which incinerated the train but left Harry Potter unhurt but floating in the candy cloud.
The candy cloud and Harry Potter then spawned Candy Potter, a sweet, puffy girl with pink hair and a scar on her forehead. Candy yelled at Tse and Appelsauce for posting too many words and started to incant a potent spell that would turn clouds into cotton candy that tasted like the vomit of drunken goats that had recently consumed partially decayed roadrunners. Candy decided to visit the Dalai Lama wearing nothing but lingerie. The Lama was shocked but also somewhat amused by her forwardness. Harry Potter joined the Dalai Lama in having an orgy and soon their other duties drew them apart, never again to share such magic although they would always remember the tender love and care they shared.
So Candy was missing and the Dalai Lama wasn’t a happy camper so he decided to call every president he could thinkg of but he couldn’t think of any. So he tried to think of something at all but it was all blank inside of his little tiny mind.
A big black hole existed there. It was slowly starting to… But that is not for your innocent, taco eating, yuppie from the deepest, darkest depths of the Buffyverse to know how to make a railgun out of a toaster, bubblegum and twine and get it to actually work.
Putting it in 5 letters to the duke of Hazzards and their funky parliamentary brethren who are looking for a new plot for an insane and senseless story such as this. They find one about a little leprechaun named Malachi Leviticus Ezersky who just happened to also be named Bo Bobby Bob Smith. He danced around while singing the Internationale with his midget-friends.
They were all midgets because iPod commercials so often portrayed them as stereotypical members of the African American community of Boris Yeltsin supporters. This had a giant monkey which ate bananas all day and visited the great snake regularly to see if it was still eating cows. Which it was.
So, the cows rebelled and took up their AK47s and began to shoot with explosive shells that bounced of every rock and shattered every stinkin’ dog in the hood. Except Big Dog who is feared and respected by almost no one except the great leader of the Dead Zone where normal things don’t usually go bump in the closet of a giant role of toilet paper.
Then the random hobo entered and said: “Blimey, methinks I entered the wrong room!”
He then turned around and scratched his head and went to join the others in the chat. It took an house for anyone to figure out the topic of whatever he was babbling on and on like a crazy man with a bee stuck between his tongue and pallete about. But he continued to just stand there and wiggle like a worm in a gelatinous swarm of cows without guns. They drank friendly mild so they decided to go buy an ounce of the strongest vodka in the land. But not just any vodka, it was special bovine vodka that kicked your butt from here to the land of vegetarians that killed for fun.
Suddenly an anarchistic rabbit came out of the ear of a tiny little mosquito named Samuel Grothistan, named for the leader-in-hiding of the Equilism Underground. Sadly, his latex had suffocated him which only strengthened his majesty and urge to wantonly blow fruite bubblegum bubbles with his purple people eater black latex covered bunny.
The cute little iguana blinked its black eye that was covered with latex. It turned and looked (with one eye) at Mr. Slimeball, and proceeded to the Queen of Fishes. That was when Asta yelled-at-people-for-using-too-many-words and does the Macarena with much wiggling and then changes into a fish.
Moo then used Bovine magic to transform himself into a dashing young swashbuckled looking just like Orlando Bloom. Moo strolled casually up to Asta and invited her to go blow things up.
First target was a certain purple van that was housing a valuable member of the telephone-card swapping club. Asta and Moo snuck around the telephone pole shaped like a corkscrew to liberate the poor Chin-Dao who had been lured into ‘Teh Purpul Van uf Doooooooooooom!!!’
Chin-Dao, however, was completely clueless and continued to nap inside the truck. Little did he know that Asta had a special desire for a very large, elaborate Maltese plastic with gold trimming and a bright green slimy primordial ooze.
She wanted one so badly that she wandered into the evil government stronghold, wantonly grabbing random body parts on the people around her.


Chapter 4

Bruno was startled when he was suddenly grabbed by the Tyrannosaurus Rex who had been jobless since the ice age. The T-Rex grabbed him in a not-altogether-polite manner and dragged him away by the ears, taking particular care to step all over his fragile sensibilities, which originated during his brief tryst with Asta.
Pausing tearfully to recall this, the T-Rex wiped his eyes and stomped on Bruno again.
“Sweet Astarial, we’ll aways have Vegas,” said Bruno.
“No, actually, you won’t!” cried Asta as she pointed her gun at Rex, “I’m going to blow it up!!”
Rex cringed at the thought of losing his head so he set Bruno free. Then T-Rex saw the shiny gun in Asta’s hand and ran. T-Rex crushed buildings along the way but he is misunderstood, is gentle really.
Asta and Bruno head off to the back room to develop some photos but discover instead the most wonderful digitally remastered DVD edition of Skippy. They were so surprised they donated the rights to the RNC to help the development of more special DVDs.
Update their civil defence was now foremost on their shopping list as well as carrots. They would go well with uranium and carbon monoxide and peanuts from Zimbabwe shelled by trained unpaid monkeys who are in the inner circle of the Babwanana government of ChaucenNootLoveChild as it decides who has to pay child support to who.
And then the Nanny Goddess says to Zorn: “Give me the key.”
And Zorn shakes his head because he doesn’t want to have sex with a woman who could break him. Moving right along, the banana was skipping along when it met Asta. She jumped on it and began to have second thoughts and became afraid and terribly confused and ran to hide inside a giant mug.
But the giant was thirsty and chugged her. She went straight down his throat and died. The giant puked her up along with six whales, two cars and Zorn’s favourite Spider Tank. Zorn saw it and said: “W00t!”
He then proceeded to clean it up before getting in and romping around town, destroying government buildings and talking too much. Asta was talking and posting but forgot to check the muffins until it was too late and they were ruined. Asta was so sad she threw the burned muffins onto her plate and ate one, realizing they were better than the gingerbread house she grew in Russia to keep the magic mushrooms and other various magic fungi in reach.
Asta soon got fat and very, very sick and puked all over the new dress that she just made from all her ex-boyfriend’s nose hair. She really liked that dress so she offered it to the Bovine Goddess whose udders kept falling into the large ravine. The Bovine Goddess decided to go and graze in the groozy grasslands when she almost had a heart attack when she saw Asta’s ex step-uncle who works for Haliburton. He scared her so much that she fell off the ravine and hurt her ego causing her to keel over into the cave at the bottom of the smelly Grecco sock infested ravine. She quickly got out of the region because she thought it might be contagious.
After she left, the socks got up and followed her. When she noticed the socks, they were right behind her. She tried to run but she was caught in the attack of the socks.
She screamed: “Somebody, help me!”
She continued: “I’m turning into Ry!”
Then she realized that wasn’t what she was because they were Grecco’s socks which were actually quite fashionable just horribly smelly. The socks were also way to big for her feet.
So, she sighed and called Greccovia up on the mountain she had run to in order to reach Nirvana, but Nirvana forbade smelly socks and so the Goddess had to give her socks to Grecco; but since they were his socks, she wasn’t giving them to him but was rather giving them back.
Grecco was pleased that she had found his lost socks; he had lost them when he had threatened to wash them with his atomic power washer that runs on atomic power.


Chapter 5

It really is a simple concept to run on burning lava although Bruno said: “Graaaargh!!! It isn’t cold anymore!1!!11!one!1”
Bruno then tried to kill Ceasar but Asta got in the way because Bruno said: “Have you no deceny, Sir? It is my prerogative.”
But of course Asta didn’t so Bruno killed her instead and Moo came running around the corner crying and Zorn reached for his two handed battle axe and eagerly rushed into battle.
He found poor Asta, lying with her legs spread, in a thick pool of quick sand and her lifeless fingers clutched an old plastic slinky that had seen better days.
But then Asta’s body began to move like she was in bed with NootnChauce. And she got up and walked like a zombie and tried to eat her mother. But her mother was too dusty having been staked by someone who was wearing a black trench coat and had Valley Girl hair which is totally out of style but works for a slayer of very mean whores.
I am very offended by the obvious lack of taste and smell in the current story. Why can’t we stay on topic for once?
There’s a topic here?
Noot replied: “There’s always a topic but we can never find it.”
So now we must find a topic for this thread. (This thread has more than one topic but no one is sure.)
So Noot went off to discover what they were talking about, turning it into another RP thread.
But he was told no, nobody would hijack this, because they have hijacked everything else. However, no one had seen Zorn, trying desperately to hijack a truck full of cigarettes which is truly strange because he’d have no use for them but he continued to try, to no avail so he looked around for help.
Specifically he was looking for the lovechild of Noot and Chauce as well as his Nanny who he loved. But Ry, in a jealous fury, decided to kill the Nanny so that Zorn would have to ask her for help instead. Moo quickly noticed this and asked Asta for help because Zorn decided to eat chocolate and pancakes and little elf shaped marshmallows, and Moo knew they would die. Even though they exercised daily and did eat some peanuts before and also learned stuff about a big golden kitty named Joe who was known for his world famous, gut-busting, delectable Boston cream donuts; which he sold alone for some magic beans.
He wandered around in the dark one night and found a very scary looking onion which had the power of flight so he held on tight and screamed as it took him to the moon.
On his way he saw Zorn eating all the donuts so he ran over and did a Coyote move trying in vain to find the best tasting donuts in order to make the fall worth it.
Starting to realise that severe pain was imminent, he started to pray that the Goddess would save him. But the Goddess was currently occupied as Zorn had started picking his nose with a sacred stick that she loved but couldn’t marry.
Still busy cleaning her beloved stick, nevertheless, she feels a warm, wet drizzle as it starts to pour down her back. She groans in despair and notices it comes out of the mouth of an Ancient Black Dragon that sneaked quietly behind her, and smiled upon her with the dilemma on his mind to either eat her or talk to her.
The dragon creeped up to Bruno and tried to eat his beloved Popsicle who he had lost sometime long ago. This making it more complicated as he truly didn’t want to ponder too much on what he had lost on New Years Eve while dating a little Spanish flea who he accidentally swallowed with a mouthful of trash in a dumpster behind the E-Bar that was filled with the daily live dishes that are so enjoyed by every person in China with now a high hospital bill.


Chapter 6

Then, Asta decided to take a leach and use it to remove infection from her favourite toothpick who incidentally has its own boy band which she listens to while jamming on the air guitar.
After jamming she went for a short jog which landed her in a strange place which was named Boogyman Land.
Finding no other alternative, she went up to the strange altar just found on the edge of the cabbage patch. She picked a few cabbages but got bored so she decided to take a walk. She beamed herself to Moscow where she found too many mutant frogs so she decided to kill some before they tried to take over the world! But Microsoft already did so she killed herself.
Many people cried, then got drunk in honour of a bar fight in the E-Bar; then went to Wayne’s World and drove around in a silly little Beatle that had no wheels but a musical horn which played a dandy tune.
Seeing no point in what he was doing, he sat down and started building a deck of hardwood. The deck was almost complete when the unthinkable happened. His mother came home from the house and decided to burn the deck for it was made from her sneakers, which she didn’t want anymore. She got a match and struck it but she forgot she wore gasoline clothes so accidentally lit herself on fire so she ran to the nearest river. Who was accidentally full and would have drowned in it; but for the fact that she was wearing an inflatable dress; which was made by elves who wanted it back. They tried to kill her but the aliens teleported her to their magical little ranch which was called “neverneverland” which was very, very small. So small, she had to crawl through and she got herself stuck in the ventilation system.
She decided she would go and scream for help but she had no voice. She needed to find her voice but she was still stuck!
So, she tried to call on her cell phone but it had no service. So, she tried to borrow an electric toothbrush with a snazzy little radio but that didn’t work. Then she used her cell phone to call the only other elf that could help. But he was too busy waiting ear wax so he ignored her call.
Randomly, a green goblin, zapped by and shipped her to Britain where many tea cups and funny hats are used to feel different than others while everything else is used to be plain weird. This not including the little old lady from Pasadena who was walking down to the used car lot where she was planning to eat 15 tons of pie with a toothpick. However, the toothpick was too thin and broke into splinters causing nasty infections in places that never see light, therefore making it difficult to tend to them.


Chapter 7

While the invisible friend called Bob had a hard time finding his brand new portable which can only work in the local brothel, which was run by a one-legged dwarf who liked to get off on barstools overturned by the evil Dr. Nasty. Seeing no point in greasing the very hairy pigs, the dwarf decided to pull his very, very long and slender utility belt, which had a cat stuck to the back. The belt had many gadgets like a magic wand and a cat gutter along with a spiffy new orange, which he ate so he wouldn’t get scurvy.
Now that he’s not scurvy, the dwarf commits jaywalking and is sent to Equilism Hell and roasted slowly over a campfire while demons sing “Mary had a little lamb”. Until some time later, the Post Whore appeared, shook her expectations and intrepidly transformed her in the English trollop she really wanted to be but never quite had the right tacky clothes for the situation.
That made the Post Whore very awkwardly unfit to service the very large giant who suddenly appeared. She tried to convince him of murder but the judge didn’t follow that idea so he left to go to his other business of cleaning the underside of movie theatre chairs.
Asta ran away to go help her friend with learning to give a blowjob to an elephant because she had a boyfriend whose penis was as big as the Southern Marches’ but as small as a rhino’s willy. Which is very, very funny looking because it has weird little polka dots all over it which smell extremely like a dead cat. But if the dead cat hadn’t gone to the cleaners since TSM last took a bath…
Realising all of a sudden he was also infected with a strange new STD that he had received from EC when they were in an army arsenal filled with trigger-happy perverts such as me. EC and a mysterious man in a pink spandex jumpsuit, who was eating with a purple and yellow man eating all by himself for he has sexual problems and can’t control his urges to molest every talking rock he sees, were walking to the local pub. To see if they could hitch a ride to a parallel dimension, with your girlfriend and a bowl filled with popcorn and pickles so that they had a snack or two, while they watched pigs wiggle and cows fly around the mysterious door no-one ever talked about. But, could not restrain from touching the doorknob because it gives such a nice reflection of the sun like the reflection off a bald guy’s head and also similar to the reflection off WW’s head.
Like acid gone bad, I watched all the funny people reflected on the doorknob. But, looking around I saw that everyone I saw was holding a doorknob. So I ran far away to a land where only little boys are allowed and